player of the year ~ gino nini

2nd ~ sebastian cabrera

3rd ~ mike lamb

desparately seeking a woman, preferably alive but not picky ~ hugh dwyer

you look like satan when you drink ~ jonathan dong

the twisted farmer ~ scott jolly

you reinvented yourself as a pussycat ~ kenny munn

most in need of some appropriate soccer wear ~ pedro o'donnell

all flawless ~ garrett whitworth

most in need of an anger management class for foreigners ~ mark williams

no linford christie ~ john feleppa

you can't stop swearing ~ brendan morin

fussiest about playing conditions ~ marcelo gortari