by David Cormier

Hey Phil
Yeah good, you got my email
Oh, you did your own research
Good deal, eh?
Gochujang
Gochujang is a red pepper paste
No, they don’t put it in everything
Yes, as a matter of fact that does have gochujang
yeah, that to
yes
yip
uh-huh
Ok, maybe they do use it a lot
but the dong dong ju is really good
yes it is made out of rice
the makolli too
and the wine
The job’s pretty good
But Phil, the 5% income tax
The directors aren’t that bad
Oh…you’ve seen the grey list
Well there have been a few problems
Well maybe more than a few
but the people are really nice
They ask you out all the time
yes
yes
Well sometimes it is for the status
Free English classes?
well you could look at it that way
kind of annoying, yes
but 
but
Phil there are really great things here and
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F**k I hate phone cards