Review:
Now for those of us who like going to the movie theaters here in Korea, the summer of 2008 could be very interesting.
Could we see the total collapse of the South Korean film market by the end of the summer period?
For those who do not watch the $, please let me explain what I mean by the above comment. In 2007 according to the Korean Film Council, only 13 out of 112 Korean films released last year made profits. Their average production cost was 4.2 billion won, whereas their average ticket sales remained at only 2.4 billion won.
Also according to the KFC, Korean filmmakers rely on local cinemas for almost 80 percent of their revenue. On the contrary, in the United States, ticket sales at theaters make up only around 15 percent of the revenue while the rest comes from DVD, TV broadcasting right sales and exports.
I keep watching and wondering when the collapse will happen and who will be blamed for it when it happens.
Now let’s take a look at the films that you should see this summer and the films that you might just want to pass on. I will list the opening date for the films here in South Korea.
1. Iron Man (30 April 2008)
For those who do not know Iron man is a comic book from Marvel Comics about a man name Tony Stark, who, invents a high-tech suit of armor, to fight the bad men of the world. If you know the history of the comic book background of Stark, then the casting of Robert Downey Jr., was the correct choice.
The preview has looked awesome and with the “Iron Man†riff in the background, this could be the first hit of the summer.
2. Speed Racer. (8 May 2008) (IMAX)
Once again, for the few people who do not read Korean entertainment magazines, “Korean Wave†superstar Jung Ji Hoon (Rain) will Be one of the drivers trying to defeat and to destroy our hero, Speed Racer. Now please ignore the fact that this was originally a Japanese TV series, so the Korean reaction to this film could be very interesting. It will also play at the CGV IMAX theaters here in Korea.
3. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (15 May 2008)
The Korean audience seemed to like the first one and hopefully will like the second part of this tale also. It takes place 1 year or 900 Narnian years after the first part of the story. Look for the returning cast and another tale in this, as of now, four part film story.
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (22 May 2008)
Well instead of fighting the Germans, in this film he is fighting the Russians. The film has Shia LeBeouf but sad to say, Sean Connery, will not be returning to play his father. It has all of the making of a great summer “Popcorn†action flick.
5. Sex and the City: The Movie (unknown South Korean release date)
Now, I do not have a clue how this film will do in Korea. Will the Korean housewife want to see a movie, when they can see the TV show on the “ON Style Channel†The film will take place 4 years after the end of the TV Show and the big question will be will Mr. Big and Carrie finally get married?
6. Kung Fu Panda (5 June 2008) (IMAX)
Now as a child of the 1970’s, who grew up watching Bruce Lee and many other King Fu films, I am very interested in this cartoon. It will be homage to those great by-gone films. Please try and watch the film in English. The jokes in this film will not translate will into Korean. It should be interesting to hear Jack Black’s voice as the want-to-be hero Panda and Jackie Chan as “Master Monkeyâ€.
7. Wanted (26 June 2008)
This film has Morgan Freeman as the leader of a group of assassins and Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy as trained killers. The actors alone in this film make it a good popcorn flick. This is Timur Bekmambetov first American film. If the name sounds familiar it’s because he is the man directing the Russian “Night Watch†trilogy. That alone should grant him a look.
8. WALL.E (24 July 2008)
Now this will be a Pixar film very different from their past work. The hero is a robot and the film will have very little spoken words in it. The trailers have rocked and the movie going public seems to be interested in this film. Hopefully the film will be shown in Digital format here in Korea so we can look at all of the background colors that will be installed in this film.
9. The Dark Knight (31 July 2008) (IMAX)
With the sudden passing of Heath Ledger, I have no idea how this will be placed into the movie.
For those of us who went to see the IMAX version of “I am Legendâ€, we were treated with a 5 minute preview of this movie. The preview made me very upset, that I was going to have to wait until July 2008 to see this film on the IMAX screen. The preview was that good. This is the summer 2008 film that I want to see the most.
10. Mamma Mia! (Summer release in USA Sept 2008 release here in South Korea)
Now this film just sounds different, ABBA and Meryl Streep together. This could be a huge hit or could become a classic drinking game for future college students. Either way, it deserves a look when it comes to Korea.
Now for the films that have a lot of questions, doubts or seriously, “WTF†?
1. What Happens in Vegas... (Unknown Korean release date)
I really cannot believe that putting Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz would actually work. The preview was horrible and just looked like a huge bomb in the making.
2. Meet Dave (29 May 2008)
Eddie Murphy and Sci-Fi are together, once again. The last time they gave us Pluto Nash. I only hope that this is not PN 2. I just have a very bad feeling about this film.
3. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (Unknown release date in Korea)
Adam Sandler’s films have not done well here in South Korea because the comedy does not translate. I See the same thing with this film. Sandler as a retired Mossad agent trying to restart his life in New York City. It may work in the US but here in South Korea, it will be a huge bomb.
4. The Incredible Hulk (12 June 2008)
The first film was really that bad and I see no improvement with this one. The Hulk will be CGI and once again fail to work, just like the last one.
5. The Happening (13 June 2008)
Now this film, I just do not know. I actually liked M. Night Shyamalan last film. But his last 2 films have drawn a lot of critics and audiences complaints. Will this be his comeback or the end of a once promising career? The trailer looked interesting, we shall see.
6. Get Smart. (28 June 2008)
Aren’t Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 supposed to be lovers? This was a terrible miscasting of Agent 99. I fear fans of the original TV show will stay away in droves from this one. The preview was terrible and gave away the entire film.
7. The Love Guru (Unknown Korean release date)
What in the heck is Mike Myers thinking about for this one? He is a love guru? Are you actually serious? This one’s smell is bad and it will only get worse the closer it comes to its release date.
8. Hancock (2 July 2008)
The only reason this film got made is because Will Smith said “Yes†to it. The trailer was a joke and I just do not have a good feel for this film. It is coming out on July 4th weekend in the US and Will has usually done very well on this weekend.
9. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (24 July 2008)
With Rachel Weisz passing on this film I have to ask, then why make a #3 then. It has potential as a great popcorn film but with the heart of the previous 2 films gone; this could be a huge mistake just waiting to be unleashed this summer.
10. Bangkok Dangerous (Unknown released date in South Korea)
Lately Hollywood has gone into remaking Asian Thrillers and taking the very good parts out and destroying the film. In the original the killer was a deaf-mute hitman. I have no idea how this film will play out. It just sounds like a bad execution of a good Asian Idea.
Well these are the films that you should see and the ones that you should miss. Until next month, “I see the crap, So You don’t have toâ€